Hello, gentlemen. I have a bit of a story/fantasy that I would like to share with all of you. I’m sure you won’t mind, will you?

I found my mind wandering today in yet another boring faculty meeting. The head of my department is quite the self-absorbed, arrogant prick. He bores me to tears and sets my teeth on edge when he speaks. He is also quite condescending when younger members of the faculty speak. Not to me, of course. I think is vaguely intimidated by me, which he should be. *Smiles*

However, today, he said something very inappropriate to a younger faculty member, which made me think once again how he needs to be taken down a peg or two. He has tenure, so he basically cannot be fired. But he is absolutely due for some humiliation, in my opinion.

Naturally, that is where this phone sex MILF’s mind went. *Smiles*

I am certain that his obnoxious manner is an attempt to compensate for something–namely, a small penis. I was having visions of yanking down his pants and underwear, so that everyone in the room could see how tiny his cock is. All the men would gasp, and the women would giggle. I hope he doesn’t get off on small penis humiliation.

After this embarrassing scene, he would need to be displayed, so that everyone could see him and laugh at him. I was thinking of forcing him to lie spread-eagle across the conference table, so that everyone could see him and participate in his SPH session.

Depending on how sadistic I felt, I might even video his fall from grace and send it to the dean of the department. Or at least threaten to do so. It might be more fun to blackmail him instead.

Do you have a small dick like our department head undoubtedly does? You should give Ms. Vivika a call now at 1-888-KINKY-55 for small penis humiliation phone sex.

It will likely prove most entertaining. *Laughs*

Hello, darlings. I’ve made myself rather scarce this weekend, I admit. It’s most unfortunate that I have missed your phone sex calls. I do look forward to those once again.

In my defense, however, I spent the weekend with a lovely gentleman who adored my particular brand of sensual domination

Yes, darlings, this phone sex MILF is quite the cougar. This young man is several years younger than myself, and he adores being dominated by me. Lucky little boy.

I won’t kiss and tell too much in this blog. We’ll suffice it to say that the young man spent a good deal of time in bondage or worshipping my body. And Ms. Vivika’s strap-on saw an ample bit of use as well.

If, however, you would like to call me to discuss my weekend, I’ll certainly be glad to provide you with all the tantalizing details. Or if you have your own sensual phone sex fantasies you wish you to share with me, then give me a call as well.

The number for cheap phone sex with me, Ms. Vivika, is 1-888-KINKY-55. I look forward to speaking with you soon.